Dear Lovely VoterVs,

We here in Austin are now officially on a "break" while we relocate, get the car running, and deal with a few health issues.

You can still register to vote, explore your passions, and feel free to be absolutely weird on Wednesdays while you wait for our return. Don't hesitate to be in touch if you have an urgent question.

Voting is Beautiful,

Teresa and the VoterVirgin crew

With LOVE to all the many Tauruses celebrating another trip around the Sun. *4vr29* babies!

People With No Clothes On

Hugh proposes to Miley - Disney cringes!

Where do you train for the annual Naked Bike Ride?

Random Alien News

Pope blesses life on other planets?

Astronauts say they expect to find life in space.

Brits release formerly top secret UFO papers.

Google map caught UFO?

Crop circles land in Tennessee

Random Birthday News

PETA meets Hallmark over @ the brand new Ecorazzi Birthday Salute!

Wireless effects data? Might depend on how old you are!

Shiney shaves years off, defends parent's reputation.

Random Band of the Week
Outerspace : where music rules and Neil Diamond is a janitor...!

Random PSA
Stealing is bad. Naughty, naughty bad.

Weird. Because.

Inventions We Can't Live Without

Legos turn 50 - tower over all others!

The ultimate post-it 2.0

Meat face sandwich anyone?

Love, Sex, and Rolling Stones

What is Love? 25 answers

Maybe he really is just not into it

Rock mystery solved: no moss at the Racetrack Playa!

Random Band of the Week:
Flobots

Random Video of the Week:
Shark Surfer dude!

Random Robot of the Week:
Meet the Big Dog from Boston

Go Guam!

In a caucus that normally has 1000 participants, more than 4500 islanders turned out in Guam! The winner was decided by a mere, crucial, 7 votes!

Obama 2,264

Clinton 2,257

Proof that literally every vote counts!

Astute readers may have noticed there was no Weird Wednesday post last week. That is because life was too, well, weird, last week (and I am not allowed to venture into cyberspace when I am in shock).

As we attempt to return to normalcy, here are a dozen randomly weird stories

Collosal Squid Dissection Re-broadcast will show up here eventually....(via te papa)

School says: Shave your eyebrows or go home!

Self assembling robot all terminator, dude.

Maybe the Kung Fu Wedding theme was not a good idea.

Perspective is always in the eye of the beholder

Armored Cars for Iraqi Prostitiutes?

What's in a name? Ask the Lesbos!

RIP Dr. LSD : What a long strange trip it's been.....

40 year old version? Jimi releases post mortum sex tape via Vivid.

Tricorder or bikini inspector?

Who walks a turkey around the building on their coffee break?

Random Band: Sahara Dust with comments in Turkish!

Random weirdness, cuz it's Wednesday.

EVERYBODY'S DOIN' IT IN '08

05/03/08 Shutdown Day: Can you live 24 hours without your computer?

LIFE

Is it still free time if you strive to improve it?

LIBERTY

Thomas Jefferson rolls over in his grave: citizen arrested for dancing on his birthday!

PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS

Top 7 fuckers of all time and not a president among them?

THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS

Nuke site as safe as any Australian city, just don't eat the coconuts.

You really can get anything on e-bay, just ask North Korea.

O' BEAUTIFUL

Best place to wish upon a star? Flagstaff, AZ of course!

MIND BENDER

Is it me or is this nebula giving is the finger? (upper left corner of image)

North Carolina - hold on to your hats!

One of the deadlines to register to vote (if you want to vote in the presidential primary) is TODAY April 11th.

OR you can One Stop Register and Vote between April 17th and May 4th (NOT ON PRIMARY ELECTION DAY - May 6th) Geesh!

AND if you are registered to vote, but your friends missed the deadline, drag their procrastinating selves to One Stop right?

And YES, if you are a student, you can register to vote where you attend school. Just don't vote in two places.

Got it? Whew!

Ah, Spring! The time of year filled with primaries and pollen and festivals and severe weather and completely random, spring like distractions........Random weirdness, cuz it's Wednesday XOXO

Sports

Good news: there is always room for forgiveness in a Red Sox fan's heart.

Baseball hero tripping? Does Congress know about this?

Mad Science

Know somebody who should grow a spine? Now they can!

Random Sarcasm:

Why your sister should never set you up on a date.

Random Band of the Week

Girl In a Coma (very much alive)

Mind Bender of The Week

Why Is Cheney smiling? Is that a twinkle in his eye ?

Secret Birthday Shout Out

If we were school chums in New Zealand I would sneak in a cake for us to share on your birthday! May you circumvent draconian rules always! XOXO

YO!

If you live in Indiana and want to VOTE in the 2008 presidential primary

You must register to vote TODAY

And a sweet HELLO to the 51,000 brand new VoterVirgins who have registered for this election in the fine state of Indiana (and the amazing volunteers on the ground registering people in brilliant flurry of passion and democracy.XO!)

Be sure you are up on your Safe Voting Practices and let us know if you have any questions.

Indiana votes on May 6th

OK, VoterVs! I am as distracted as a teenager with a zit two days before prom. Kept running across robot stories so.......

Robots Rule!

True Love between species finally gets mom's approval.

Funny men from space send April 1 message to earthlings.

Fire-bots! Just waiting for their calendar to come out!

Criminal Mischief
Man drops a load in St.Paul. Wonder what he mant by that?

Travelers With Too Many Clothes?
TSA puts new twist on nipple ring policy for fliers.

Good News For People With ADD
Staring at the wallpaper is now advanced physics, dude.