Random weirdness, cuz it's Wednesday.

EVERYBODY'S DOIN' IT IN '08

05/03/08 Shutdown Day: Can you live 24 hours without your computer?

LIFE

Is it still free time if you strive to improve it?

LIBERTY

Thomas Jefferson rolls over in his grave: citizen arrested for dancing on his birthday!

PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS

Top 7 fuckers of all time and not a president among them?

THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS

Nuke site as safe as any Australian city, just don't eat the coconuts.

You really can get anything on e-bay, just ask North Korea.

O' BEAUTIFUL

Best place to wish upon a star? Flagstaff, AZ of course!

MIND BENDER

Is it me or is this nebula giving is the finger? (upper left corner of image)