Astute readers may have noticed there was no Weird Wednesday post last week. That is because life was too, well, weird, last week (and I am not allowed to venture into cyberspace when I am in shock).

As we attempt to return to normalcy, here are a dozen randomly weird stories

Collosal Squid Dissection Re-broadcast will show up here eventually....(via te papa)

School says: Shave your eyebrows or go home!

Self assembling robot all terminator, dude.

Maybe the Kung Fu Wedding theme was not a good idea.

Perspective is always in the eye of the beholder

Armored Cars for Iraqi Prostitiutes?

What's in a name? Ask the Lesbos!

RIP Dr. LSD : What a long strange trip it's been.....

40 year old version? Jimi releases post mortum sex tape via Vivid.

Tricorder or bikini inspector?

Who walks a turkey around the building on their coffee break?

Random Band: Sahara Dust with comments in Turkish!